Tuesday night I called a lady up and this aggravating lil coloured boy answered the phone and asked who I was, I told him, and he said “I’M OUT!” and hung up. So I called back and he had it set to go straight to voicemail. I wrote down the number.
I called back last night, and got the same kid and I disguised my voice to sound like a brotha
Me: (in black person voice) Sup lil man? Let me speak to ya mamas.
Boy: She ain’t here!
Me: I know she in dare! Put huh on da phone!
Boy: *hangs up*
I call back
Me: Boy put your mama on da phone!
Boy: Who dis?
Me: I’m da Repo man!
Boy: Who da repo man?
Me: I’mma reposess your HOUSE!
Boy: You ain’t reposessing MY HOUSE! Who is dis? Is dis Uncle Peanut?
Me (more jovial): Yeah boy, dis ya uncle peanut ! How did you know?
Boy: I recognized your voice!
Me: huh huh huh! Is ya ma there boy?
Boy: Yeah she here hold on! *going to get his mom* Mama! it’s uncle Peanut! He called up saying he da repo man and he gonna reposess our house!
Boys mama: Hey!!!
Me (in normal voice): Hello Mrs. Mentos, this is Richard from Ravenport Exteriors…….