31 (2016)

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Rob Zombie’s latest film, 31, concerns the five unfortunate carnies kidnapped by other carnies and forced to play The Redneck Running Man, er, I mean 31.  It’s namesake is because the “game” takes place on October 31st or something.  Personally, I think the film is called 31 because on average, that’s how many jump cuts there are per minute. Continue reading

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Blair Witch (2016)

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Twenty-two years after his sister Heather’s disappearance in the Burkittsville woods, her brother James (James McCune, The Walking Dead) still wants closure.  Spurned on by a viral video that appears to show Heather in the same cabin we last saw her in, he and some friends decide it’d be a good idea to pay the cabin a visit and make a documentary film about it.  Things do not go as planned.  Continue reading